Life is Hard

I think I've had one of the worst days of my LIFE today...maybe a worst week. First thing waking up I remembered I had totally SPACED a lab yesterday. How embarrassing! I rushed to my laptop to let my teacher know that I hadn't been skipping but before I could hit the "send" button I noticed a peculiar email from my teacher. She had actually emailed me last night to yell at me for not being in class! Now not only am I extremely embarrassed but my teacher is yelling at me! Who's teacher cares if they miss class? Anyway she said I was irresponsible and "tying to avoid my problems". What problems? Didn't know I had any in that class till you emailed me saying I did! I mean who's teacher DOES that?

Right after that email I get another one: this time from the Student Records office saying I am to be suspended for living in "unauthorized housing for a single student". It said it was the 2nd and final email requesting If married to get them a copy of my marriage license (plus an arm and a leg it seems like) but i'd never heard of this policy before!

Next thing I do is get the mail in which I find a letter from my bank saying my account has been over-drafted. Funny thing is I checked with the store that I gave the check to last week and they said they had already cashed it! So now I'm in the minus and all our gas money is gone. I don't even have a way to get to school on Monday...let alone the projects I was supposed to work on tomorrow. :( It continues... My mom is sending me money via paypal to finish up the B-day present for my Dad which we all went in on but it's destined to an account in the minus. So it will go in and still be in the hole and my Dad won't get a birthday present. My life SUCKS right now (and I don't use that word often!) 

No gas money also means I can't go with my friend on the school trip we've been planning on attending. She's already mad at me for not having enough gas money to go on a trip last week with her (she thought I was bailing out) and now when I have a redeeming change it is washed away and she'll once again think I'm bailing. 

So then I go to school, cringing at my gas meter which is running dangerously low...

As soon as I get in who do I run into but my grouchy teacher who sarcastically says, "Glad you could make it". I don't even have class with her today! Unfortunately I had a group project working on stuff near her office and she would periodically walk by, sneer, and ask me when I was going to turn stuff in that wasn't even due. I mean give me a break! 

so here I am...sitting at my laptop deciding if I would rather die by drowning or strangulation...hmmm...tough choice. I guess I should look at the bright side:

1. I still have all my appendiges

2. I'm not married to my teacher

3. I'm not annoying like the Ms. Idaho in my class

4. I get to eat chocolate doughnuts whenever I want (that is, if I have 59 cents to spare)

5. I'm a natural blonde